I wish i could make you into a coat, but a living coat not a dead coat

kim-jong-healthy:

nature never intended some creatures to meet

kim-jong-healthy:

nature never intended some creatures to meet

lennon-in-the-sky-with-timelords:

So my cousin was in a gay pride parade and everything in her outfit and makeup was rainbow but she was wearing red contacts and while marching, a protester behind her yelled “You’re going straight to hell” and she turns around to face him with her fuCKING blood red eyes and she says “well duh, I got a kindom to run” and the protester nearly fucking passed out that is her legacy I want to be like her

legalmexican:

spideri:

literally all white people on tumblr

omg I loved this part

selfiepolice:

i feel u

or like i want to

perks-of-being-chinese:

when i was a kid, i asked my dad where babies came from and he said something like “ur mom had a stomach ache and she went to the bathroom n then came out with you” and i feel like thats his way of calling me a piece of shit

oknope:

i’ve been shopping for years and i still have nothing to wear. 

katara:

this is my favorite tweet of 2014

katara:

this is my favorite tweet of 2014