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tinalikesbutts:

same

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

asd123123sadzkmxkclekrmds:

dog goes woof
cat goes meow
i wipe my brow and i sweat my rust
cow goes moo
the chemicals

(via joshpeck)

curvier:

my life:

  • in the morning, i can’t wake up
  • in the night, i can’t sleep

(via baracknobama)

guy:

omg ok so i was at my locker and i overheard a guy talking about how some other guy kept making eye contact with him and the guy was like “i think he’s gay, that’s so fuckin weird” and a girl who was getting her stuff beside the guy was like “yea that’s very weird considering you’re ugly as fuck” and she walked away like a bad bitch and everyone’s hands went over their mouths and it was the greatest experience ever

(via broral)

fawun:

what the fuck is this kid on

unclefather:

someones mom: make yourself at home, would you like something to drink?

me: *very dry mouth like spongebob in sandy’s tree dome*

me: no thank you

(via no-wifi)

(Source: piensosinpensar, via baracknobama)

the-listening:

metalhearted:

today is the oldest you’ve ever been
and the youngest you’ll ever be again

let that sink in

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(via joshpeck)